Match Report
Match Report - 06 Feb 2010, Aldershot and Farnham Hockey Club Mens 5 beat Yateley 6
In the style of Enid Blyton (due to the Famous five winning the quiz night on Saturday)
"Oh do hurry up Peter, the match will be starting soon" Peter sighed and looked in the mirror. He tried to practice the look his dad always gave him when he was just a little bit too much excited but it only came across as a constipated camel when he did it.
"Alright" he shouted and skipped down the astro turf stairs.
Michael and David were waiting for him. "We've got those beastly boys from Yateley today and they have been messing with their teams again"
"What rotters - I hope we can give them a very bloody nose today"
"Oh Michael" said Phillip, who had jsut arrived. "You know Nigel doesn't like us using swear words"
Michael and Peter looked at each other and sighed.
Phillip, wearing his shiny Captain's badge told his team that they only had 11 players today. "We need to play extra specially well today"
Well dear reader it was as if his words had fairy dust on them because the whole team played their absolute socks off. William and Craig, Mark and Joshua all played with a spirit and a passion. Daddy later told me that they were what was called "Teen-agers" and only got up to raid the fridge but boy did they fizz around the pitch today.
We scored three goals and they didn't score any so that made us the winners. Everyone was so happy and that very kind Mrs Elson gave our goalkeeper some nice fizzy spray to cure his leg. Silly boy tired to kick the ball so hard his muscle popped. (I almost vomitted at the time but Daddy said that "just wasn't the right thing to do")
It was very exciting for Michael who sheepishly revealed that he had scored 30 goals already this season. Hurrah for Michael, Hurrah for us.
Phillip's chest ballooned with pride as he led his team into the bar where we had a super tea ( simon ate 4 lots - the greedy guts) and of course LASHINGS OF GINGER BEER.
Yateley 6 0 - 3 Aldershot and Farnham Hockey Club Mens 5